Wednesday, May 14, 2014

How Not to Get Drenched


  • Bring an umbrella
  • Pay attention to weather reports of rain
  • Don't stray too far from the house
  • Wear a raincoat or poncho
  • Walk very fast or run
Or you can not do this, and get drenched from head to toe
As you scramble back to the house when it starts pouring
And have to dry your clothes while in a skimpy bath towel
That you may or may not have borrowed from a two-year-old.

Yeah, I may have flashed any nanny cams once or twice,
And completely stood embarrassed in the stairwell
As the two-year-old took the longest time ever coming down the steps.


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